why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
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I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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