You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
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Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
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The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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