I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
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Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
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As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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