I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
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I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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