Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
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he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
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I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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