well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
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we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!