Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I have already put on my inside pants.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life