It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
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They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
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Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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