I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?