I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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