When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
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I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
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He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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