I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
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I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
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the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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