Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
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I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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Just high enough for therapy.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.