I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
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I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?