he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.