I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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this will be a night to untag.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
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Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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