i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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