David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
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