im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
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Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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