Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
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I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
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He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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