If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Dignity is for republicans.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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