i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Who did Billy Mays play for?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
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I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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