just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
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you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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