We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
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And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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