Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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