I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
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My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
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Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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