nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
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votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
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It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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