Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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