You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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