lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
He had some BAD nuttage
It's like cleavage......... but different
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Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
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Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.