even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
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It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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