super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
It was confusing and full of hummus
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
No subtext here. People are naked.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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