Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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