Where did you get a picture of my penis
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
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at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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