Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
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