At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
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The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I pour the whiskey from now on
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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