I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
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I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
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I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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