last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
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What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
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you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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