I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
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He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
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Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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