what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
