today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
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These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
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The cougar kind?
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She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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