pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
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Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.