Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
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he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.