but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
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THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
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i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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