It's Friday. Sex?
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
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Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
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Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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