garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
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he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
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dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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