There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
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That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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