There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Randomize
