i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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