Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
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You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
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I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.