Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.