Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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