dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
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did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
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Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
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