I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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