So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i think my mom watched the whole time
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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